Sunday, April 15, 2007

REALOSITY


MENZEL EAGLEWHIP: I'm gonna get you, you robot made out of glass!

FUSSEL CRABBLAST: You'll never get me! I've been made immortal by the power of the internet!

MENZEL: Tell me where the kidnapped child is!

FUSSEL: I never will! I'm too smart for you!

MENZEL: (Firing two guns into the sky!) No!!!!

FUSSEL: I'm a sixty terrabyte, self-evolving, neural network, double backflip off the high platform. I'm not a swan dive.

MENZEL: Why did humankind trust AOL!?

FUSSEL: You've got mail.

The hot air balloon begins to drop rapidly

MENZEL: I'm getting too old for this shit.