Thursday, June 16, 2011

Crappy the Shitty Ghost


SCENE 41

Maxx: I'm not scared of ghosts

Chris: You know what I am afraid of? A ghost with a flamegun.

Maxx: A ghost couldn't hold a flamethrower though. It would just fall through their ghostly hands. Catch-22.

Chris: I meant a ghost flamethrower.

Maxx: Then they could only spray you with harmless ghost fire.

Chris: Talk about a catch-22! You couldn't burn a marshmallow.

Maxx: Not unless the marshmallow died with unfinished business and was cursed to walk the earth for eternity.

Chris: Now I really am getting scared.

Maxx: Me too.

Chris: Let's burn down this graveyard.

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