Okay-- I have this great idea for a movie where these two drunk vampires from australia get shotguns and go to the dump to shoot and then eat rats-- they're the good kind of vampires that don't want to eat people-- and while they're there they discover this crazy thing the government actually threw away by accident-- it's an invsibilty machine that works on things as large as a van. And the vampires are in a band, and they have a van that they use for touring. But they can never make enough money cause it takes to long in australia to drive between gigs because everythings so fucking far apart, esspecially cause the two vampires, obviously, can only drive at night. Long story short, using the invisibilty device the two vampire guitarists are able to speed everywhere they go in their van. Picture a cop looking at his radar gun that just went up to 180 kilometers and he's like "What? I didn't even see a car!!!" I don't know what to call it-- Musical Band Vampires? The Band Van? Invisible Music Van? Anyway, the group, which also has a retarded kid in it named Booboo, who's a bass savant, plays so much that they get really really good and start to get famous, and finally this cute girl reporter is like "you guys are super good-- how do you get from concert to concert?" And they make up this ridiculous story about a private helicopter or something, at which point the government, which has been looking all over for the invisibilty generator AND this grizzled police detective who's been trying to explain the disappearance of rats and the occasional vagrant all over australia team up and realize: The Band-- it's gotta be them. And then it's all about escape, esspecially when the scientist who originally invented the invisibilty starts selling these special glasses that let you see invisibilty stuff, so they're in real trouble. Final Climactic scene-- A house of mirrors. And what they police and the Government don't realize is that they're vampires, and so CAN'T even be seen in a house of mirrors. Like they were invisible like the van! And get this: the band's name is house of mirrors from the very beginning. So it's linked, get it?
Of course I don't need to remind you that ALL ideas on this site are copyright me.
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